🚨 BREAKING: John Azadzoi Demands "Deformation" Website Be Removed in 48 Hours 🚨

Well, well, well… it seems John Azadzoi has finally discovered our little corner of the internet—and he is not amused. In fact, he’s so upset, he fired off an email this morning that may or may not have been written by ChatGPT on low battery.

We know, John. Words are hard. But when you’re trying to sound serious and drop legal threats, it really helps to use the right ones. John bravely accuses us of “deformation,” which, unless we’ve suddenly turned into yoga instructors twisting his reputation into pretzels, is not a thing. (The word is defamation, buddy. Try spellcheck.)

Let’s take a look at the gem he sent us, shall we?

📨 Subject: Urgent Request to Remove Deformation Website within 48 Hours

From: John Azadzoi

Time: 8:29 AM

"Hi Brit, I hope this message finds you well..." Spoiler: It didn’t.

"...a website defaming my character and slandering my reputation..." Translation: People are finally finding out what I’ve been up to.

"...you have been referring to yourself as a 'big bear'..." John, let’s be real. If you can’t tell the difference between an investor mama bear and a Care Bear, maybe sit this one out.

"I must express my disappointment..." We’d express ours too—if we had $550K stolen and a home left to rot. Oh wait, we did.

"You only contributed $25,000..." Math is hard when you're hiding money under 12 corporations and fake names, huh?

"...your actions have also been detrimental to our professional relationship..." What professional relationship? The one where you asked us to change a listing to “pending” without a buyer?

🧠 AI Email? Yeah, We Noticed.

We highly suspect this email was whipped up using AI—because no sentient adult uses the word “deformation” while trying to sound like a lawyer. Honestly, if AI had a “delusional fraudster” preset, this would be it.

Also, this part made us laugh:

"I have chosen to handle this matter privately and with discretion..."

Of course you have, its how you make your living. 😊

🐻 From the Desk of the “Bigger Bear”

So, to recap:

John’s mad.
He thinks using a bunch of fancy AI-generated phrases will erase years of misdealings, lawsuits, lies, and shady business practices.
He demands the “deformation” website come down.
We say: LOL. No.

📢 P.S. — John, if you're reading this…

Thanks for confirming the site is really bothering you. That’s how we know it’s working.

Now, back to enjoying the sweet taste of free speech and public accountability.

#JusticeForInvestors#DeformationNation#AZADZOIEXPOSED

Except he co-own's nothing, at least with me!

John Azadzoi thought he could rattle the cage.

He sent an email. He made demands. He even tried to throw out fake numbers and words like "deformation" (someone get this man a dictionary and a clue).

But see, he forgot one thing:

I'm the bigger bear. 🐻

You can’t intimidate someone who’s already lost, fought back, and come out meaner. I didn’t start this fight—but I’ll damn sure finish it.

You lied.

You schemed.

You stole.

You threatened.

And now, you're mad a website told the truth?

Cry harder.

🔥 Let’s Get One Thing Straight:

I’m not scared of a man hiding behind corporations and AI emails. I’m not scared of a guy who says “slander” and “deformation” like he’s in a soap opera. And I’m not scared of someone who thinks silence is how this ends.

This isn’t “defamation,” John. It’s documentation.

🎬 Closing Scene:

So go ahead. Threaten legal action with your kindergarten-level email. We’ll be right here—with the facts, the receipts, and the claws out.

Welcome to Yellowstone, baby.

“You are the trailer park. I am the tornado.”

Love,

Beth… I mean Brit 🐻💋